Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just cut my nipple shaving
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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