She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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