but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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