question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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