just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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