i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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