did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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