my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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