no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
People in love make me want to vomit
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
