She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This is the high leading the old right now
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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