Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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