Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm always down for nudity.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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