Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
