Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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