glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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