dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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