I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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