It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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