You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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