Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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