North Korea, Best Korea!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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