Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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