Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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