Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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