kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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