He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
