Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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