ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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