Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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