I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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