i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
