Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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