Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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