You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The uberlube is also flammable
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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