I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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