I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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