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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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