'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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