Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I wish there were birth control emojis
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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