There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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