my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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