Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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