But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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