I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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