To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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