"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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