This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
this just has baby written all over it
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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