just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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