If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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