I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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