We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
